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A biker on his Harley is out for a ride on a nice day. He finds himself near a zoo and decides to go check it out. As he pulls in he hears a scream nearby. He looks toward the screams and sees two parents paralyzed by fear. Just ahead of them is the lion’s cage. Their young daughter apparently wandered too close, and was just being grabbed by a huge male lion. The biker throws his helmet to the ground and runs to the cage. He punches the lion in the nose as hard as he can, and the lion immediately drops the child and runs away. He grabs the kid and returns her to her frightened parents. Standing nearby, a reporter rushes over. “Sir,” says the reporter, “I am a reporter for the New York Times, and that was the bravest thing I have ever seen. Your brave deed will not go unnoticed. Can I ask you a few questions?” The biker agrees. “What bike do you ride?” The biker answers “Harley Davidson”. The reporter asks him “what political party do you belong to?" The biker answers “I am a Republican”. The reporter thanks him, and tells him to check the next day’s paper for the story. The next morning the biker wakes up and decides to grab a newspaper to see if what the reporter said was true. He picks up a copy and reads the following headline on the front page: “Biker Gang Member Assaults African Immigrant and Steals his Lunch” Jenny wanted to join a biker club in a real bad way but never knew exactly how to go about it. So one day she decides to follow some local bikers to their club house. She calmly walks up to the door and knocks. A gruffy lookin’ guy sticks his head out and says, "whadda ya want?" Jenny tells him that she really wants to join their club and the man says, "well, we never let any women in our club before but before I say no, let me ask you a few questions." She agrees quickly. "Okay, first do you smoke?" he asked her. She responds, "hell, I’ve been smokin’ since I was 12 years old, Marlboro reds." He says that sounds good and asks another. "Do you drink?" She says, "Oh yeah, Jack Daniels...straight up!" He likes that too and says "Do you cuss?" Jenny says, "you damn right, all the time." "Well," he says "that all sounds good to me but lemme ask ya one last thing. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Jenny responds, "Nope, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.......
A little girl is playing in her front yard when she hears a load rumbling. She calls into the house, "Daddy, there’s a bunch of guys on motorcycles coming down the street!"
Her father calls back, "I think you should come in the house." She looks back toward the bikers and again calls into the house, "Daddy, they’re riding Harley Davidsons!"
The father shouts back, "You’d better bring in the dog too!"
A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back." "No!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!!
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash.
"He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine.
Two bikers walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the bikers looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter says to the guy, "I can't see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can tell me one really good deed that you did, you're in."
So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang's leader--a huge ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair all over his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? I can't seem to find this in your file. When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."
A biker and his old lady are in bed one night, when the mood for some lovin’ comes over him. He turns over, and snuggles up next to her and begins to rub her leg. She turns to him and says “not tonight, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to be fresh for it.”
He sighs, and turns away, feeling a little put off. Then he turns to her again, and snuggles up and begins to rub her leg once more. She says “I said not tonight…I have a gynecologist appointment and I want to be fresh.”
He smiles at her and says “I understand that, honey. I was wondering if you had an appointment with the dentist too?”
Two bikers pulled into a gas station for a fill up because they heard that the station was running a contest. When they pull in they asked the attendant about the deal. "Well", said the attendant "you fill up your tank with gas and with each fill-up you get a chance to win free sex." The bikers thought that sounded good. so they asked him how it worked. "Just pick a number between one and ten, and if you pick the number I am thinking of, you win." The biker that had just filled up answered "2." "Sorry", said the attendant, "I was thinking of 3."
The next week the biker fills up again and tries his luck. "I'm guessing 6", he said. "Sorry, said the attendant, I was thinking of 7".
The bikers pull in the following week and fill up once more. "Ya know", said the first biker, "I'm thinking that there just isn't any way to win this here contest". "Well", says his bud, "You'd be wrong. Just last week my wife won twice!"
A biker from West Virginia takes a trip on his scoot to New York City. After a little searching he finds a pretty young hooker, and they hook up. After some really great sex he gets up and asks her how much. "$100", she says. "No, it was great, here's $200." She's a little surprised, and thanks him very much. He tells her he'd like to see her again, and she is more than happy.
He finds her again the next day and again she is more than he could have hoped for. "How much do I owe you this time?", he says. "The same as last time, $100." He insists that she take $200 again and she agrees, very pleased with how things were working out. He asks her if he can see her again tomorrow and she jumps at the chance.
Once more, the sex is fabulous, and he asks her again for her price. "Just like the past two days, $100." The biker insists again that she take $200, and again she is shocked but accepts. "You're really nice, not like the typical guy in New York City I run into. Where are you from?", she asks. "I am from Wheeling, West Virginia" the biker replies. "No kidding", she says, "I am from Wheeling too. My Dad still lives there. What a small world!" The biker smiles and replies, "I know... he sent me here to give you $600!"
The 3rd race at "The Honeymoon is over" Downs.
Birds do it, bees do it...
